im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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