: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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