Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I deserve this hangover.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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