Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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