Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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