Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
What a dumb baby whore.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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