i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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