I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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