I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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