he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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