That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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