she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
