Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
My penis needs a shock collar
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
