"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
