its not stalking. its research.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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