And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
