OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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