Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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