forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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