i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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