god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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