similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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