No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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