oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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