I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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