did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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