the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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