it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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