At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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