i don't plan on having that self control this summer
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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