Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
