ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
