And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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