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Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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