i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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