Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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