Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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