I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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