Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
