She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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