So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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