My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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