Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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