I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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