do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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