Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Two words: nipple clamps
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