i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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