Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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