gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
where am i from again
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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