You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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