and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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